Jeffrey Archer Died Yesterday
Jeffrey Archer died yesterday. The world-famous British author dabbled in politics, rose and fell with great drama (read: financial ruin), played his part in a few political scandals, and did a couple of years in prison. His life, as lived, arguably had a better plot than any of his bestsellers.
"Birth
is life's first lottery ticket," he once wrote. His was drawn on April 15,
1940. At 29, he became a Member of Parliament, went on to serve as Deputy
Chairman of the Conservative Party under Margaret Thatcher, and was eventually
made a life peer in the House of Lords. But neither his political acumen nor
his brilliance at storytelling could ward off near-bankruptcy, the fruit of
some spectacularly ill-judged investments. There was a silver lining, though.
Penury pushed him to try something new, and he wrote his first novel, Not a
Penny More, Not a Penny Less (1976), a title that doubled as a personal
plea. It launched a blockbuster career that has sold over 300 million copies
worldwide. Kane and Abel (1979) made him a global bestseller, and First
Among Equals and The Clifton Chronicles followed. He was fascinated
by power, ambition, and what they do to people, a subject on which he had,
shall we say, firsthand data. Betrayal and financial ruin were recurring
themes, on the page and off it.
His
plots were shaped by his life. His father, William Archer, was (if I may add)
also a conman and bigamist who fled the authorities under assorted aliases, so
the apple did not fall far from the plot twist. Archer was a realistic dreamer,
and dreams, as he discovered, can be distressing.
He
invited trouble, then turned it into compelling narrative. In 1987, the tabloid
Daily Star alleged that Archer had paid a sex worker for her services.
He denied it, sued the paper, won, and walked away with a record £500,000 in
damages. Twelve years later, while he was running as the Conservative candidate
for mayor of London, it emerged that he had lied on oath, produced forged diary
entries, and cajoled an acquaintance, Ted Francis, into providing a false alibi
for the night in question. Out of the mayoral race he went, and into jail for
perjury and perverting the course of justice. Ever the professional, he used
his two years inside to chronicle the experience in the three-volume Prison
Diary.
Some
of Archer's words still echo in my mind. "You can often judge the
character of a person by the way he treats his fellow men."
"Sometimes it's an advantage to be disadvantaged." "I feel I
have had a very interesting life, but I am rather hoping there is still more to
come." "I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside
pissing in." "The popularity of an individual in life often only
manifests itself in death." And, borrowing from the Bard, as any good
storyteller would: "Good night, good night, parting is such sweet
sorrow."




